Dig Those Crazy Actions...

One of my favourite songs -



She's pretty good with the hand movement, try it and see if you stuff up - it's not as easy as it looks.

I also like this -



At least with this song, you only have to remember one word, so it's easy to sing-along.

Modern Mistress Mystical

I am the very model of a modern mistress mystical
I've knowledge of all things from confident to egotistical
I've knowledge of all things that you will find are untranslateable
I know what is deplorable and that is not debatable
I know of the imperious and of the improbable
I've information of the curious and imponderable
I know that right is right and sometimes things may go ballistical
I am the very model of a modern mistress mystical.
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This of course is sung to the tune of

Double Trouble -

If I was Prime Minister
Of all the Aussie states,
I'd live on chocolate truffles
And swing on all the gates.

I'd have lots of money
What I wanted I would get
I'd buy me a brand new car
And then a Lear jet.

I wouldn't have to worry
When the water bill fell due
Or phone, or gas, or SEC -
They'd all be paid by you. (The taxpayer)

I'd be living like a king
Rub shoulders with the best
And then I could look down my nose
At all the poor in jest.

And so you see dear people,
As dear old Malcolm said,
"Life wasn't meant to be easy"
You elected me instead!

A Child Lives Here

Oh what a cluttered mess we see
With pots and pans all over
The apron hanging on the knob
With fingerprints all over
The walls made by little tots
With sticky fingers here and there
And everywhere there is a sign
Of children living in the house.
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A house is not a home at all
If everything's pristine
And no mark-ed mess
Or toys and such
A littering the floor
For these are signs for all to see
Of laughter, love and fun
Of happy times spent doing things
When you're always in the run




So if you should see a messy house
Don't frown and don't condemn
But remember back when you were young
And things were different then
You had an outlook, an agenda
That was on another plain
For you saw the world with children's eyes
And innocence was fun.

Use A Cushion!

"Don't let him die like a savage - put a cushion under his head."

I laughed so hard when I heard this, it really made my day. So simple and heartfelt. It is a line from an Australian mini series called "The Harp In The South". Set in the Sydney suburb of Surry Hills in the 1950's, it follows the life and fortunes of the Darcy family, an Irish Catholic family.

Winter Haute Couture

Even inside, you need to wear all manner of winter clothing - including a beanie! Plus, a dressing gown over your clothes!

My House Is An Icebox!

Well, it's OFFICIAL - my house is an ice-box! An unmitigated catastrophic iceberg of Antarctic proportions. I swear it's so cold the words come out of my mouth in ice and I have to fry them before I can see what I'm talking about.

Love In The Supermarket.

Love in the supermarket? Hmmm.... difficult but not impossible. Bit hard in the freezer aisle though - too damn cold. Brrr..which made me remember this

THE CHINESE EMPRESS

WEll, this is me - all tizzied up as a Chinese Empress. Of course this was taken a few years ago and I was fatter then but with all that Royal Regalia on you can't really tell, can you?