Fair Fat And Forty by BlossomFlowerGirl


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FAIR FAT AND FORTY: Never mess with a woman who can pull rank.
And remember .....
Never keep up with the Joneses. Drag them down to your level

This Week's Choice

David Cassidy the teen idol and star of The Partridge Family has passed away at the age of 67. In tribute to him, this week's choice is I Think I Love You....

Wednesday, 22 November 2017

My Five New Boyfriends!

I am seeing 5 gentlemen every day.
As soon as I wake up, 

Will Power
Helps me get out of bed .....

Then I go to see John. (Actually I see John a lot, even at night)

Then Charley Horse comes along 
and when he is here,
he takes a lot of my time and attention.

 When he leaves, 
Arthur Ritis 
shows up and stays the rest of the day. 
He doesn't like to stay in one place very long, 
so he takes me from joint to joint.

After such a busy day,
I'm really tired and glad
To go to bed with

Ben Gay 

What a life! 
Oh yes, I'm also flirting with 
Al Zymer. 

Sometimes I think of calling 
Jack Daniels and Johnny Walker
to come and keep me company.

 Jose Cuervo and Jim Beam 
have been with me for a while now. 

Now remember: Life is like a roll of toilet paper.....
the closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes. 

So have fun, think "good thoughts" only, 
learn to laugh at yourself, 

and Count your blessings!

Today's quote: Talk about getting old. I was getting dressed and a peeping tom looked in the window, took a look and pulled down the shade ~ Joan Rivers

Tuesday, 21 November 2017

What Will Happen When The Queen Dies?

The Queen is older than my mum, she's 91 which is a great age. What will happen when she passes away? Even though I'm an Australian, it will seem strange when the old dear is no longer around, I mean she's always been there. She was the Queen when I was a little girl, we had the British national anthem as our anthem and every time you heard it being played, you had to stand up. Which annoyed me no end. You'd be at the pictures with mum and dad sitting down, and just before the film was about to begin, God Save the Queen was played and of course you had to stand up.

Seats at the pictures were different then, dark red leather, not soft and cushy, and if you stood up, your seat flipped up and whacked you on the back of the legs. You can see why I wasn't happy about that. When I asked my mum why did I have to stand up, mum replied, "Because when God Save The Queen is played you must stand up and show respect."

I remember being annoyed and telling mum she wasn't my queen and why should I have to stand up for some old bat thousands of miles away? I grew up hating the old bat and never really developed sympathetic feelings for her. I mean now that I'm all "growed" up and I'm an adult, I know about respect, awe, honour and the rest, but it's funny because if you grow up thinking certain things all your life, it's not easy to magic away your thinking even though you know it to be childish.

Anyway getting back to the gut of this post, I wonder what will happen when the Queen passes away? I suppose Charlie boy will become the next monarch - King Charles III (he should keep in mind what happened to the previous kings named Charles) and I suppose the poor Brits will be stuck with that Camilla woman as his helpmate? Charles wouldn't make her Queen I hope, why even his own father who was born with the title of Prince was never called  King - he was always Prince Philip or the Duke of Edinburgh. I make no bones about not liking that Camilla woman.

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