Double Trouble -

If I was Prime Minister
Of all the Aussie states,
I'd live on chocolate truffles
And swing on all the gates.

I'd have lots of money
What I wanted I would get
I'd buy me a brand new car
And then a Lear jet.

I wouldn't have to worry
When the water bill fell due
Or phone, or gas, or SEC -
They'd all be paid by you. (The taxpayer)

I'd be living like a king
Rub shoulders with the best
And then I could look down my nose
At all the poor in jest.

And so you see dear people,
As dear old Malcolm said,
"Life wasn't meant to be easy"
You elected me instead!