Modern Mistress Mystical

I am the very model of a modern mistress mystical
I've knowledge of all things from confident to egotistical
I've knowledge of all things that you will find are untranslateable
I know what is deplorable and that is not debatable
I know of the imperious and of the improbable
I've information of the curious and imponderable
I know that right is right and sometimes things may go ballistical
I am the very model of a modern mistress mystical.
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This of course is sung to the tune of